You find yourself willing to walk just that much further in hopes of helping you start your labor?

You go to bed early only to wake up feeling like you’ve only gotten 3 hours of sleep?

When you get dressed in the morning your goal is no longer what’s cute but what fits!

you honestly wonder if this heartburn your experiencing in the middle of the night will kill you

You no longer care how much weight you’ve gained, because you’d lost the control and just want to have the baby!

You’re willing to try a lot of natural ways to start labor. Let me tell you, walking and takign the stairs DOES work!

Heartburn arrives again with nearly anything you eat!

If anyone asks how you are, you say “I’m so done!”

When the milk in your fridge expires before your due date!

You can only wear flip flops because those are the only shoes in your closet that fit.

You have to get out of bed to change positions and as long as you’re up you might as well go to the bathroom because its only a matter of time.

You wear the same pants 3 days in a row because they’re comfortable and if someone notices its their problem, they should have more to care about than your pants.

When other people wince when you walk, because it just looks so uncomfortable.

When going from sitting to standing it the most excersice you get in a day, and it is HARD to do.

Maternity tops are now crop tops. And, worse, unless there is a draft, you don’t notice that you have a good 4″ of belly, below the belly button showing.

When you can’t walk and talk for more than 5min because you run out of breath

The idea of the next Full Moon makes you giddy with excitement!

When you DTD with DH/SO for business not pleasure

when the only time you bother getting dressed anymore is for your weekly doc trips

when you welcome contractions cause it means this will all be over soon

When the nurses at your doctor’s office are surprised to see you come waddling through the door again this week

You actually TRY to hit potholes hoping the bumpiness will induce labor

When you are sleeping naked with no blanket and DH is bundled up like it is the second ice age

When your MIL calls every second day to make sure she hasnt missed the birth

When your friends get excited when you complain of back pain because that means LO “could come at any moment!”

When you have no issues telling your so about your gross bodily stuff. And your actually looking forward to certain types of pain.

When your thighs start to touch when you walk ..ugh

When you drop something you just leave it there, its really not THAT important.

When shaving your legs becomes another form of yoga.

When you end up begging HIM for sex.

When you decide you shouldn’t drive any more because to be able to reach the pedals, your belly is steering for you.

when you have to stand sideways to wash dishes

When you stop asking your husband if you look ok when you get dressed in the morning because you know at this point he would just be lying if he said yes.

Walking through walmart is more than you can handle

you watch a movie and there is even a hint of a baby and you begin crying

your nursery has been complete for the last two months and you keep starring at the items expecting to see a baby inside

you have terrible road rage and hope that everyone else on the road gets hit by a bus

When the question of how many weeks are you becomes more of an insult because you just want to be done.

When just the thought of eating food requires a tums.

when you get heartburn from all the crazy natural induction recipes (but keep eating/drinking them anyway!)

When you get jealous about the status of other women’s vaginas.  “You’re 3 centimeters dialated and 75% effaced…lucky!”

When ice chips are the only thing that sound appealing.

When your only hopes of catching a glimpse of your vagina is with a hand held mirror….and when you finally do see it you vow to never ever look again!

When you feel like you need some sort of construction equipment to roll you over in bed at night because it’s so much effort to do it yourself!

The big baggy t-shirts you used to use to sleep in are too small.

After you finish peeing you stay on the toilet because you know there will be at least one more tiny trickle.

When you have developed a ‘system’ for turning over in bed.

When ‘air drying’ after a shower is soooo much easier than having to bend all around with your towel.

when you’re afraid to sneeze because you don’t want to change your undies again

when you can’t even see the tiny cup they make you pee in at every appointment

when you can’t stand close enough to the bathroom mirror to put your makeup on

Your days (and nights) consist mainly of trips to the restroom. AND those trips constitute your workout for the day

When you can’t climb in or out of bed without almost flipping your DH out of it.

When you hit your belly with the car door, refrigerator door, corner of the wall, people, small children…nearly everything.

When you look at your underwear when you go pee hoping to see a glob of something disgusting!

When you almost miss having a period because it was less uncomfortable.

when you sneeze and hope the resulting pain will cause labor…